deadpon-and-weible:
impsexual:
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.
thank you so much for this comic imp.
(via oldfamiliarway)
wreck-it-rogers:
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
(via ginger0verl0rd)
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Me with romantic interest:
Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
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Me with platonic friend:
YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
morristibbs:
bigtuna108:
morristibbs:
cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day
if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed
who let a dentist on tumblr
(via surunjailonkaupunki)
uptownquirrells:
tumbl-rarity:
slytherlocked:
femtaktfilosofi:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
#same with Robert Downey Jr
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
(via surunjailonkaupunki)
shanihasahappy:
psychelee:
springflingsandsummerdreams:
im crying. this needs to be on every dash
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 9 NOTES IM FCKING SOBBING THIS DESERVES MORE!
crying in the morning is a great day to start your day
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youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
(via surunjailonkaupunki)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
a-ckleholic:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
Jensen ackles’s face perfectly fits the golden ratio mask of perfect facial proportions and symmetry.
well.. yeah.. because he’s perfect. What did you expect? A flaw?
HE IS WHO DA VINCI WAS SEARCHING FOR!!!!!!
(via surunjailonkaupunki)
fckyeahphan:
THIS ‘NIKLAS’ GUYS COMMENT ON PHILS LIVE SHOW I CAN’T BREATHE
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crackedchassis:
Dean has deeply entrenched abandonment issues, and his best friend has the ability to fucking disappear instantly.
(via ginger0verl0rd)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
looz-y:
#AND THEN THERES SHANG
ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO
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daryldixonismyspiritanimal:
minionier:
grassangel:
tyleroakley:
Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.
And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.
#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?
Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?
Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.
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