Who let me on the internet? How do I get out?

thekingofkawai:

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Confused bunny :

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Mo Dao Zu Shi (2018-2021)

violetspriggs:

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Wei wuxian icons

Anonymous:

why is your cat green?

 

tanuki-pyon:

bogleech:

karakats:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

lazygravez:

sapropel:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

She’s built different 😌

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

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like where is the green

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Oh Christ

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This is the color your cat is

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colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

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every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

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Moldy forest cat

rumble-bee-art:

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I love how everybody in the cultivators world are like, Lan Wangji hates The Yiling Patriarch

Meanwhile Lan Xichen: Dear diary, today my brother was shamelessly propositioning Wei Wuxian again. When will this nightmare end-

turtletotem:

lemonade-vendor:

i think a thing that would not instantly kill a medieval peasant but rather possibly scar them emotionally for the rest of their life would be to feed them a modern fruit. many plants probably did not taste anywhere near as good in the ye olden days before intense amounts of selective breeding. though i suppose this also applies to almost any modern food but i would like to single out fruit specifically.

anyway i know if a time traveler came to me and gave me a watermelon exponentially more tasty than anything i’ve ever tasted, only to vanish and leave me with nothing but the memory of a heavenly taste that i know will never even exist for many, many lifetimes beyond my own, i think i would have to lie down and cry for a bit

A time traveler could feed a medieval peasant the most incredible food he’s ever tasted, take him to a land of indescribable strangeness and beauty where people dance and sing and eat and drink all night (i.e. a nightclub), take him back home but accidentally miscalculate the year so that he arrives a decade after he left without having aged a day, and accidentally start the legend of the fae.

(via strawberrymilkcup)

dankmemeuniversity:

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Me when I put on shows ive seen before while playing my switch but then I know it’s a juicy part and have to watch it again

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maloch-vess-slays-me:

eggtuna:

yukigitsune:

mspainttaz:

did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions

I would like you to know I clicked on ops username and the app not only crashed but froze my phone on its way to hell

I love op thanks for contributing to this website

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Bruh

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ourmirauniverse:

how do I drop out of school and move to a small town to become a hot farmer and marry an emo boy who likes frogs